Britney Spears Flashes Huge Gross Nipples

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Britney's left nipple makes another dash for freedom

Britney Spears was today back in the news for giving maximum exposure -- this time, to her nipples. Having flashed every other body part, Britney's nipples have requested equal exposure and have jiggled for freedom twice in the last week.

The huge dark brown dinner-plate sized nipples did the rounds of the paparazzi at around luchtime yesterday.

One traumatised eye-witness said,"I thought she had been shoplifting soup-bowls at first, then I realised I was looking at her nipples."

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