Sexy Britney Spears Nude "Most Foolish American"

She's top in a new poll, even beating Paris!...

Britney Spears, currently in the first stages of a pop 'comeback', has been named the "most foolish American" in a new poll.

The former pop princess beat off strong competition from fellow idiots Paris Hilton (who was second, though we assume that the votes were taken before her sentence), and Michael Jackson (who was third).

The poll was conducted by publicist Jeff Barge and the Opinion Research Corporation.

"Going commando, mutilating your own head, bobbling your baby in public - they've all been done before by various contenders but never in combination" said Barge.

Completing the list are George Bush (never!), O.J Simpson, Dick Cheney and Mel Gibson.