Sunday, January 21, 2007

Britney Spears Crotch Shots Jokes by Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry

Britney Spears Crotch Shots Jokes by Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry


Poor Britney Spears. The commando singer has been lampooned by
satirists, comedians and in general just water cooler jokesters all
across America. And live on Tuesday night, actresses like Jennifer
Aniston and that Halle Berry were joking that they were ''glad they
wore panties" as they received their awards.

Britney Spears Crotch Shots Jokes by Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry
Britney Spears Crotch Shots Jokes by Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry

Both stunning leading ladies that are, like Britney, prime paparazzi
targets playfully noted that they were covered underneath their
adorable and sexy outfits and even tried to give an assist to poor
Britney.

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Aniston, appearing in a flowing short skirt, took the elevated stage
and looked down at the fans directly below her. She flashed her famous
grin and said, "Man, I tell you, it's a lucky thing we do wear
underwear, huh?" Jennifer took the stage to collect her award for
favorite female movie star.

Berry, in a stunning Gucci-designed skirt cut high across her thighs,
thanked God for remembering her underclothes, and comedian Robin
Williams -- named funniest male star -- said about Berry: "Thank God
for having her wear that dress ... Britney -- underwear -- remember
that." Halle earned the award for best female action star for her
role in "X Men: The Last Stand."

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Britney did grab an award for herself on Tuesday. The Malibu mom
topped Mr. Blackwell's 'Worst-dressed' for the second straight year.
For 2006, she was joined by former friend Paris Hilton.

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